Carnett: Bible Belt is so named for a reason

October 07, 2013|By Jim Carnett

I sat in Starbucks a couple of Wednesdays ago quaffing my usual caramel latte, reading the morning newspaper and soaking up a friendly vibe.

As far as I could tell, no one toted a concealed firearm.

It seemed as though everyone in the establishment knew everyone else on a first-name basis. This particular retail outlet is quite obviously highly regarded by its local community.

At the table to my left sat two young men in their mid-20s engaged in a deep philosophical discussion. With Bibles spread open on the table before them, they good-naturedly argued a scriptural point and its application in their lives.


At one juncture, I noted that their eyes were closed and they seemed transported into the presence of the deity with whom their existences were inextricably bound. They were unruffled by the clamor around them.

To my right sat a mid-30s young man furiously pounding a laptop and lustily chugging swigs of precious java. I naturally assumed he was a caffeine-addled graduate student working on a project.

He wasn't.

Through the establishment's front entrance bounded a young man seeking a steaming cup of russet-colored rectitude. His attention was drawn to the laptop abuser at the table next to mine.

"Hey, Pastor Ron!" the young man yelled as he approached the table. "What've you been up to?"


As if summoned from a parallel reality, Pastor Ron reluctantly pulled his attention from his screen and looked up. It took a moment to shift gears.

"Oh, hey, Bobby. Just working on Sunday's sermon. Got a late start this week and I'm trying to catch up. Can't short-change the flock!"

"Well I won't keep you," the interloper promised, and proceeded to use the next 10 minutes to talk about a recent fishing trip, the new foreman at the metal fabrication plant, and his young daughter's bout with the mumps."

I squirmed in my seat. I've never had the mumps.

This experience was novel for me. I've never knowingly encountered a pastor working on a sermon on his laptop at Starbucks. I'm sure it happens; I've just never noticed it before.

The next day my wife, Hedy, and I took our 7-year-old granddaughter, Eva, to a dentist for a couple of fillings.

"Grandpa, I have a tummy ache," she informed me just as we exited the car and made our way to the office's front entrance.

"Oh, that's just nerves, Baby." I tried to be reassuring and took her hand. "It won't be bad. A piece of cake!"

Easy for me to say.

Daily Pilot Articles Daily Pilot Articles