You're sad, aren't you? Be honest. You're all upset because Tuesday is Election Day and campaign season is almost over. You want the commercials and the campaign mail and the media coverage to just go on and on, don't you?
Political campaigns – you gotta love them. Yes, I know, you think it's all childish, mindless, meaningless drivel. But if you were a trained professional like me, you would realize that it is in reality childish, mindless, meaningless drivel. Worse yet, it's confusing. Don't worry.
Armed with the latest edition of the Official Certified Campaign 2010 Peter B. Election Handbook, you will never walk alone. In fact, when you walk through a storm hold your head up high, and don't be afraid of the dark. Great Rodgers and Hammerstein tune, although I never figured out why anyone would be out walking through a storm, let alone when it's dark. Where were we? Wait, I remember, the Campaign 2010 Handbook. Read it, memorize it; don't leave home without it. Seriously. This is important. The future of Newport-Mesa, the state and the nation depends on it, sort of.