My scenario was a little off.
Bever's spine-tingling run-in with the police happened as he and Chris Eric were putting up campaign signs near West 17th Street and Superior Avenue for council candidate Jim Righeimer, who has vowed to trim police pay and pensions if elected.
The intimidation began, according to Bever and Eric, when a squad car drove by, the officers apparently wondering if they had permission to hang campaign signs on a chain-link fence on private property.
Bever was under the impression that he did have permission. And then, the pair said, the police officers did the unthinkable. They drove past the sign hangers two more times, stared at them and took photos!
"They gave me a hard look," Eric said. "The stink eye."
The dreaded stink eye? (By the way, if the pair did get the stink eye, it might be the first time in modern history that police officers weren't wearing sunglasses during the day.) Did they mad dog him, too? A lesser politician would have crumpled under the brutal police tactics. How did Bever not wet his pants?
The visual beat down was so savage that Bever, Eric and Righeimer staged a press conference two days later to decry the alleged police intimidation.
Bever said he also believed the police had him under surveillance. What's next? Reports of black helicopters hovering over his backyard?
The allegations have triggered an independent investigation (I wish I were joking) into possible police misconduct. I can save the cash-strapped city some time and money right now. The police officers in question will say they were on routine patrol and weren't staring. Bever and Eric will say the cops were staring. There will be no findings of wrongdoing.