The Orange County Restaurant Assn.’s Happy Hour week bar-joke contest’s winners are ... drum roll, please ... John Chapman, C. Howie and William A. O’Conner.
Oddly enough, they all have one thing in common: They’re pithy. Punchline: The jokes, that is.
“What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.” (from Chapman);
“A seal walked into a club...” (Howie);
“Two men walk into a bar ... the second guy should have seen it coming.” (O’Conner).
The winners all got $50 gift cards at area restaurants.
Read more of the jokes at dailypilot.com/dailyblogger/panderson/?p=189.