Two weeks ago, my wife and I were sitting on the beach in the dark at Crystal Cove just after 10 p.m. We were staying the weekend in one of the housing units that have been returned to their rightful owners, the people of the state of California.
A few minutes after we sat down, we noticed a vehicle making its way slowly down the beach. Concerned about getting run over, I turned on our flashlight and started to wave the light on the ground to draw attention to ourselves.
The vehicle was a lifeguard truck, which stopped behind us.
"Hi. Are you staying in the cabins?" asked the lifeguard.
"Yes," I replied.
"Well, the beach closes at 10 o'clock," said the lifeguard.
At that moment, I thought, well that's silly. Close a beach? But I kept my comment to myself. My wife and I, without even thinking, got up to leave.