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D.C. drama worthy of Hollywood

November 10, 2005|By JOSEPH N. BELL
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The congressman didn't learn about this activity until it was time for his return to the House of Representatives to be rubber-stamped in an election.

Two surprises made this election different. Con Mann had been arrested on a 20-count indictment for fraud that charged him -- among other things -- with a $5-million stock swindle. And for the first time in years, the congressman had serious opposition. A liberal professor from a nearby university had dug up his connection with Con Mann and was using it against him.

So the congressman explained there was no connection between the $25,000 and his efforts on behalf of Con.

"This was nothing I wouldn't do," he said, "for any of my constituents."

He also said he would give serious thought to returning the money if Con is convicted -- even though Con wouldn't have much use for it under those circumstances.

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The congressman's constituents listened, and 87% of them believed him. Given a choice between a liberal professor and stupidity, they sent him back to Congress.

I have a smash ending showing the congressman mounting the Capitol steps. There would also, of course, be a disclaimer that "any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental."

I'm only sorry that both Frank Capra and Jimmy Stewart are dead. They would have been just right for this movie.

* JOSEPH N. BELL is a resident of Santa Ana Heights. His column appears Thursdays.

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